This Website, if it can be called a website. It belongs to one of my roomates, who seems to have been missinformed. Low-Flow Toilets--Nothing like a toilet that backs up at the slightest provocation. What's really sad is that they probably waste more water than the old toilets, since you have to flush them a zillion times per use. Imports--The ones with big gay stroller handle wings. NEWSFLASH! Front wheel drive cars don't need more downforce in the rear! Cats--They pee on my stuff and have worms. Ugh. Calenders--I'm just not sure I'm getting ten bucks worth of use out of them per year. |
My Job--Cool boss, cool employees, good food. A bigger paycheck would be nice, but I guess we can't have everything. Kirby Vacuum Cleaners--they SUCK. And cost just a few bucks at the local thrift shop. Suck suck suck! Buddy Holly--He popularized the now-standard four-piece rock ensemble and the Fender Stratocaster, wrote, produced, and performed his own songs (music and lyrics), played lead and backup guitar in his pioneering use of doubletracking, and generally kicked ass. Candles--I like fire. Old Cars--All cars should be built out of 4000 lbs of steel, come equiped with powerful V8 engines, and have hood ornaments that can be used like gunsights so as to more effectively run over jaywalkers. Caffiene--It keeps me concious. Digital Cameras--I have film from last april that hasn't been develoved yet. With a digital camera, I just can't manage that kind of procrastination.
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